(March 20-April 19): Gay rams can haul and dump all their ancestral garbage out of their closets. Liberation abounds. Even nasty home projects have closure and success. Now why not kick up your feet and fully enjoy your pink palace. Where are the gorgeous serfs?

(April 20-May 20): Queer bulls suddenly become awash in great ideas. Advice: Try to listen more than you speak, especially to certain pals. A small tidbit of gossip will be plastered on the front pages. Maybe that is your intent?

(May 21-June 20): Venus and Uranus have a way of joyously upending all best laid plans – to make them better! Are you ready to assume the position? Examine your corporate game plan and see if it is taking you where you want to be. Your bottom line is ready for a lift.

(June 21-July 22): Stop hunkering in the shadows; Venus trines Uranus and not only pumps up self confidence; it also brings an adoring world to your door. Suddenly you do or say no wrong. Thank goodness you never let all this adulation go to your head (ahem).

(July 23-Aug. 22): Blend volunteerism with animal magnetism. Proud lions exude sexuality for a change. Maybe you will meet that perfect lover through your volunteer work, or maybe you will be viewed as a charity case. Whatever gets you on their donor list.

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Compadres help you fill the time with delicious, delightful diversions. Pick and choose, queer virgin. Don’t be surprised if you soon become overloaded with too much of a good thing. And, yet, can there really be too much of a good thing?

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Now even a half-hearted effort greatly impacts your long-term career. You haven’t wasted your time struggling for nothing all these months. In fact, it’s what has gotten you this far and will carry you to the finish line. Then what?

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Imagine your bliss and reach for it. And it may not even require a concerted effort on your part; it is best achieved through something creative, fun and totally unexpected. Of course, now that I’ve told you, it might not be totally unexpected after all.

(Nov. 22-Dec. 20): Gay archers start to feel their oats, along with a few others. You attract admirers like flies. Don’t let anyone rain on your Pride parade. It’s amazing how talented and creative you can be when you are inspired – or is it just perspired?

(Dec. 21-Jan. 19): Pink Caps strive for parity. Venus and Uranus enable you and your partner to see eye to eye. All it will take is open communication and a bit of patience; so much has been swept under the rug that it is three feet off the ground.

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Even the most menial task has a profitable payoff. And how about a clear, sensible look at exercise and diet, Aqueerius? You are about to make a profitable job change and will want to celebrate in those tight designer peekaboos to a select audience.

(Feb. 19-March 19): You will be offered a range of opportunities that require careful consideration to be maximized. What can you conjure up that will get you in the public eye? Guppies think of something very creative that works beautifully. Must be that nude ballet routine!