Like vintage wine or classic cars, startlingly hot studs only grow better with age. In Dad’s Automotive, from Pantheon Productions, beefy newcomer Rob Lawrence is the owner of a Castro-area gay-rage, and together with eight heart-stopping hunks (who are every bit as seasoned), they spend their time fixing way more than engines. Sporting faces, chests, bellies and backs that are irresistibly hairy, and endowments that are nothing short of stunning, these guys will have dad lovers firing on all cylinders before the closing credits roll.

As the shop opens, we find Allen Silver fantasizing over his buffed and burley employer, Rob Lawrence. Who wouldn’t? Lawrence is a big bear of a bloke that makes a donkey look dinky by comparison! Naturally, he catches Al “slacking off,” but soon the two get busy with some hard man-ual labor! (“I’ve wanted this for a while,” Silver tells his super-hung supervisor.) It takes experience to get to the “bottom” of a problem, and boss Rob treats his technician to a first-class lube job until Silver is so heated up, he blows his head gasket.

Shifting gears, Jack Austin is working on a truck when fellow grease-monkey Eric Hall makes it clear he’d love Jack to work on him instead! Slowly undoing Austin’s zipper, he laps Hall’s spunk-filled lug nuts; then, Austin demonstrates how a real pro handles a crankshaft (and talk about “four on the floor!”). Soon after, when it’s his turn to give Eric a potent pile-driving, he finishes up by spraying his emission fluid all over the thoroughly fulfilled Hall.

Around lunchtime, Rob heads out to pick up some parts, but he’s the one who’s picked up when Jack Sullivan and Spike Daddy invite him to be part of a no-holds-barred three-way. Bearded, brawny Sullivan is like that untouchable coach or shop teacher we all had a humongous crush on back in our younger years. Think of this then as kind of like some wild and wooly wish fulfillment – particularly when Jack gets it from both ends from this prime-aged pair! In fact, you know these cannon-cocked daddies mean business by the time they unload onto Jack’s fur-covered pecs and sweat-coated abs!

Later, Patrick O’Connor brings his ride in for a tune-up and winds up getting ridden instead by Rob Lawrence and Jack Austin. If watching playful porn-piglet Patrick straining to down Rob’s monster manhood wasn’t shock-absorbing enough, Austin joins the act too, as O’Connor takes on two jumbo joints at the very same time (merely watching will make your eyes water!). These macho mechanics unleash their major horsepower, going on to give the freewheeling freshman a complete rear-end alignment. (“He’s our favorite customer now,” Jack chuckles once they’re done.)

San Francisco-based studios like Pantheon quite often have a harder edge to their episodes, and Dad’s Automotive is no different! Although director Chris Roma may keep us waiting for the cum-soaked culmination to each installment of his high-octane quintet, it’s always worth it. Likewise, five original songs by award-winning songwriter Mark Weigel help keep the action cruising. For more information, checkout www.hotoldermale.com.

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hit the stratosphere ***

Pantheon Productions

Directed by Chris Roma

Starring: Rob Lawrence, Jack Austin, Patrick O’Connor, Allen Silver, Eric Hall, Jack Sullivan, Mick Edwards and Spike Daddy