Oh, dear. This DVD just starts up and launches right into the action. That’s right, no warning, no DVD menu, no nothing at all. Just lots of cock right from the start – and I know what that means.

Bust out the Patrón, bitches, we’re going to need it for sure. The last time Duffy drank Patrón he did nine shots and was so hung over the next day that he slept through carpenters installing his new kitchen cabinets. (For the record, Duffy doesn’t do handy work.)

OK, one shot and five minutes into this thing, we finally get through the credits and join Tamas Eszterhazy and Keanu Koxx stroking their cocks – or, in Keanu’s case, I’m sure he calls it his coxx. So, anyway, Tamas is a hot muscle daddy with his body shaved and his nipples pierced, and he’s wearing big leather boots. More on those in a moment. Keanu is this tall, lean black guy with a huge coxx. They’re doing a lot of posing until Matt Colmar, who is working some serious tribal tats on his arms, comes over and proceeds to spit-polish Tamas’ boots… with his tongue.

This, of course, leads to sex and me doing another shot. If I can still write at the end of this scene, it’s going to be a miracle.

So the boys skip the whole oral thing and Tamas starts f*cking sexy Matt. And Keanu? Still stroking his coxx. Matt gets a good pounding, so good in fact that Tamas cums and then so does Matt, with what looks like the majority of Tamas’ fingers up his ass (but I’m just guessing here). So then Keanu decides to make himself useful and eats out Tamas’ ass and then feeds him his huge coxx. Then he f*cks Tamas – and I’m all about versatility, but, man, he just busted a load. That can’t feel good no matter how much he grunts and moans. I think Tamas is just a good actor. For the record, his second cum shot was good acting too.

After a round of shots, we are introduced to muscle daddy Doug Jeffries, who is all shaved up and looking sexy. He’s flexing and posing, and this has obviously caught the eye of twink-boy-turned-leather-punk Owen Hawk. Owen proceeds to get into some serious muscle worship and then Doug talks some shit to him and finger-bangs his mouth. Shot time.

The Patrón must be kicking in because Doug, who was totally in charge there, is now on his knees and letting Owen f*ck his face… and that’s not what I thought was going to happen a few minutes ago. Things get back on track when Doug starts eating out Owen’s ass. Then I do a shot to Owen’s ass in a jockstrap because, as you know, Duffy loves jockstraps. The only thing that could make this any better is for Doug to fuck Owen while he’s still wearing his jockstrap. And he does! Cheers, my bitches!

We’re halfway through scene two and I’ve had six shots. I am so not making it to the end of this video in one sitting.

Damn that Patrón. I do a shot and now all of the sudden Doug is getting f*cked by Owen. While I take a moment to refocus, I would like to point out Doug’s Speedo tan line. Flawless, I tell you. I must find out how he gets it.

You know how you can tell if a porn is hot? When you’re so drunk on Patrón you need something to eat and you go to La Fuente and come back with rolled tacos and can eat them while you’re watching Carlos Morales, Remy Delaine and Troy Punk stroke their dicks for one another.

Now there is a lot of self-aggrandizing muscle worship going on, and not only is that hot, that’s a very big word for me to be using in my drunken state. They all show off for awhile, and then all of a sudden Remy decides he wants to suck every cock and lick every ass in the room. Cheers to Remy. That’s my kind of man!

Apparently, Carlos isn’t man enough to hang with the big boys, so he shoots a load and exits stage right. Troy and Remy, however, get down to some serious f*cking and take turns pounding one another. Seriously, the moving around is making me dizzy and I don’t know if it’s the action or the Patrón right now.

Thank god we’re in the home stretch, the fourth and final scene. I’m going to make this easy on all of us. Tag Adams, like Mr. Ultimate Bottom in the business, is paired up with Rafael Alencar, who is like Mr. Super Top in the business. Since I’m drunk and can’t make this scene sound any hotter than it is, I’m going to leave you with two words: Awesome! Cheers!

Long story short: I am f*cked up right now because every time I got turned on in this video, I did a shot of Patrón.

Four hot f*cking rockets for those of you who like balls-to-the-wall, aggressive man sex.

rating:

shoot the moon

Raging Stallion Studios

Directed by Michael Brandon

Starring: Raging Stallion exclusives Tamas Eszterhazy and Tag Adams with Rafael Alencar, Carlos Morales, Troy Punk, Matt Colmar, Keanu Koxx, Owen Hawk and Doug Jeffries.