The surf’s not the only thing up for a band of beautiful beach boys in Blond Leading the Blond. In this latest eye-popper from All Worlds Video and Channel 1 Releasing, director Doug Jeffries sends us to peroxide paradise with his cast of sun-kissed stallions and studlings. Keeping the focus square on getting off (which is exactly where it belongs), four individual scenarios range from smoldering to downright primal – some are short and salty-sweet while others are longer, looser and more lip-smacking. Whether it’s shagging in the shower, pounding pooter on a pool table, an enthralling three-way or an electrifying encounter that’s as much a music video as it is sex, each produces a platinum payoff!

Up first are towel-clad Tyler Riggz and slender-built and succulently hung Brett Mathews, who puckers up and blows Riggz like a virtuoso playing an enormous trumpet. Afterward, when these bronzed, blond broncobusters get started, man-ramming couldn’t get any more macho!

The second segment features Mike Power and Adam Faust ready to shoot more than pool – particularly when Adam bends over the table in skintight jeans. Watching him manipulate the large, hard stick between his fingers gives Mike ideas that he can’t resist. Adam readily agrees, and before you know it, he’s guzzling down Mike’s mighty “man-atomy” while Power casually swigs a beer. In no time, Faust is flat on his back and Power unleashes the cue stick poking out from his pelvis. In the end, you can bet your ash (blond Clairol No. 12) that more than the eight ball gets sunk as Mike power-pumps Adam into a high-stakes finish.

The thrilling third episode offers a blazing bedtime tale that could’ve been titled Gold-y Cock and the Three Bares. Presenting newcummers Ryann Wood and Matthew Mayfair, they’re joined by virile veteran Rod Barry. Steadily picking up steam, soon there’s a dynamic chain going down that’s as debauched as it is delightful! Filled with several truly memorable moments, the piece de resistance has big bad Barry launching into Matt’s moneymaker even as Matt himself is sticking it to Wood. Happily being sandwiched between Rod and Ryann gives Matt the chance to be both the tantalizing top and blazing bottom all at once. Although this can be a tricky maneuver, the trio works it so well in unison that the result is downright seismic!

The final pairing presents Rascal Video exclusives Benjamin Bradley and Josh Vaughn (in his volcanic screen debut.) Set to a pulsating, techno-pop rhythm, this one’s admittedly a little on the experimental side, but it sure does the job! In fact, the quick, almost hypnotic edits throughout make what they’re doing even more arousing. Expect some jolting, gyrating, flip-flop fornication that’s anything but disappointing!

From his pumped-up pecs to his bodacious bubble-butt, Tyler Riggz is a brass-balled bulwark of molten masculinity who is best dressed wearing nothing at all. Likewise, Matthew Mayfair is a tall, lean, wet dream-boat if ever there was one. As for nasty Nordic new boy Josh Vaughn, he’s like the strapping college kid down the block or that easygoing heart-stopper you might come across while jogging on the beach. His laid-back brand of carnal charisma is a major part of what will make us fawn over Vaughn for some time to cum.

Never one to shy away from an unusual camera angle or challenging setup, director Doug demonstrates once again that he knows how to make a money shot mouthwatering, and he achieves perhaps his most artistic moments here.

Start touching up those dark roots because Blond Leading the Blond does a first-rate job reminding us once again just why gentlemen prefer fair-haired sex best!

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hit the stratosphere ***

All Worlds Video

Directed by Doug Jeffries

Starring: Benjamin Bradley, Tyler Riggz, Adam Faust, Brett Mathews, Josh Vaughn, Matthew Mayfair, Mike Power, Rod Barry and Ryann Wood