(March 20-April 18): Stuffing is in order this Thanksgiving holiday, and I’m not talking about turkey. Go ahead and get yourself a second helping. White meat, dark meat – it’s all good!

(April 19-May 20): He’s about to air your dirty laundry. Get rid of the evidence: delete profiles, trash any toys and reconnect with friends who may have incriminating photos.

(May 21-June 20): After giving up on love altogether, a new beau has entered stage left. Who knew there’d be a second act? Watch out for potential pitfalls. Plenty of drama always plays itself out before the finale.

(June 21-July 22): If you drag your tired ass to one more club… Sweetie, you look rough. You know it, we know it, everyone knows it. Do yourself a favor and climb down from that go-go box, put that stanky ol’ wifebeater back on and just go home.

(July 23-Aug. 22): Feeling down? Volunteer your time to the less fortunate. Seeing how bad others have it should give you that warm and fuzzy feeling. It always makes me feel better.

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You’ve never been a fan of pussy, but don’t cut women out of your life altogether. Find a few fun gal pals and rediscover your feminine side.

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You’re an artist, Libra, but you seem to have forgotten your talents. Take a painting class, write in a journal, cook! Whatever it is, just find yourself an outlet for self-expression.

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): It’s plain to see you thrive on being the center of attention. Everyone is tired of it. When you can share the spotlight, then you’ll be ready to re-emerge into the scene.

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You’ve been extremely dominant lately. Never has it been more exciting to take charge. Finally you can slough off that reputation for being a power bottom.

(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Suffocating from all of your responsibilities? Try to relax – no, that doesn’t mean pop a Xanax. Take up yoga or start jogging; whatever you need to find inner peace and relaxation.

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Harboring feelings for a close friend has all but driven you insane. Tell him how you feel. Your desire goes beyond sex, so next time you’ve had a few drinks, don’t let yourself get sucked in – or sucked off!

(Feb. 19-March 19): Tempers flare as you and your love interest battle for alpha-dog status. Dominance isn’t always determined by the sexual roles we play. If you get your way in the sack, try letting him get his outside of the bedroom.