Lights! Camera! Satisfaction! Raging Stallion Studios and director Chris Ward have rustled up another outrageous stampede of brawny He-men and blazing man humping with Bedroom Eyes. Featuring six extended segments spanning two complete discs, all are named for classic Hollywood films. Starring 14 eye-popping specimens of manhood at their most awesome, this is what gay sex should be, and every episode is long enough to be considered a mini-production in itself. Likewise, the additional length allows each individual activity (oral, anal, etc.) to include its own money shot before moving on to the next, more pulse-pounding undertaking.

First to kick up its heels is “An American in Paris.” Presenting Raging Stallion exclusive Francois Sagat along with Kyle Lewis, they go at it (and each other) in an opulent French chateau. Sagat and Lewis look pumped and primed as they trade off topping and bottoming several times, and by the time they’re through, there’s enough white flowing to cause snow blindness.

Immediately after, “Double Indemnity” stars Matt Cole and Anthony Martinez. The setup may be simple, but it’s also surprisingly sexy. They too take turns giving and getting, and always look glorious no matter what they’re doing. However, in a twist that’s as exciting as it is unexpected, just as soon as you think it’s over, Martinez leaves and brawny, bearded Dirk Jager steps in ready to satisfy the young hunkling with some horizontal horseplay of his own. Like getting two money shots for the price of one, it’s even kind of hot to compare who does Cole better!

Disc two begins with “The Poseidon Adventure,” which reveals Tamas Estzterhazy and Martin Mazza basking in the sultry waters of a large, open-air spa. Handsome, hard-bodied and sporting plenty of tough tribal tats, both dudes are visions of pure, high-octane masculinity. Martin starts off by wrapping his lips around Estzterhazy’ erect stud-muscle. In return, Estzterhazy makes eating Mazza’s mighty tuchus into a gourmet dining experience, until Estzterhazy takes charge and ends up rolling in and out of Mazza’s backside like a testosterone-driven high tide.

Bringing the entire spunk-shootin’ match to a stunning cream-coated conclusion, lastly there’s “The Wild Bunch.” A no-holds barred five-way that’s roughly an hour long, this one’s actually comprised of several smaller pairings – first between Derrick Hanson and Dean Monroe, then Brendan Austin and Estzterhazy. Meanwhile, Mazza keeps out of sight, stroking himself while secretly watching their outdoor orgy – that is, until they catch him. Indeed, one of the biggest thrills is when they all saunter over to this stranger with the stupefying stiffie, making it obvious that they’ve just landed themselves a new butt boi!

Few directors could pull off so ambitious and delicious an anthology as this, let alone do it with such finesse. Happily, Ward really puts his ingenuity to impressive use, stuffing each episode with loads of sexual fireworks and guys more than manly enough to ignite them. They may take their time to warm you up, but once things come to a boil, you’ll be stewing in your own jism. Of course, in this burley banquet, the best course is always the intercourse – and the most satisfying delicacies are the hardest to go down. It may take you a week to consume them all, but what a week you’re guaranteed to have. Bedroom Eyes is absolutely worth laying eyes on.

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SHOOT TO THE MOON ****

Raging Stallion Studios

Directed by Chris Ward

Starring: Francois Sagat, Kyle Lewis, Matt Cole, Anthony Martinez, Dirk Jager, Tamas Estzterhazy, Martin Mazza, Marcos Pirelli, Rafael Alencar, Tag Adams, Derrick Hanson, Dean Monroe, Alex Corsi, Dean Monroe and Brendan Austin