There’s a saying that goes, “The only difference between a straight guy and a gay one is a six-pack.” Now, in Red Devil Entertainment’s How To Seduce A Straight Man, director Jett Blakk intimately explores this idea through four virile vignettes, each introduced with an inside tip concerning how to break down even the most hardcore heterosexual’s barriers and remove any reservations they may have.

The first bit of advice, “Tell them sex stories to get them horny,” features Nick Capra and Red Devil discovery Aaron Archer letting the good times roll in a backyard hot tub. While relaxing, Nick tells Aaron about an astounding blowjob he received before asking if Archer had ever tried sucking his own dick. After Aaron shyly admits he has, Capra reasons, “So what’s the big deal if it’s yours… or someone else’s?” Thus, the juicy junior-daddy is convinced to at least sample a taste of Nick’s massive sperm dispenser – especially once he’s promised “it’ll be just between us.” Next, Capra persuades his furry friend to go for a bit of skinny dipping where the oral antics continue, this time completely submerged. (Jammed with plenty of genuinely innovative photography, “wonderfully shot” has more than one meaning in this episode!)

In “Six Beers,” suggestion two –“Get them drunk” – is put to the test when goateed and gorgeous RC Ryan is thrown out by his wife. Crying in his beer with queer chum Adam Faust, little does he realize that Adam has a raging crush on him. One beer leads to another, which “naturally” leads to some late-night, stud-on-bud tension release. (It also doesn’t hurt that RC hasn’t gotten any off his ol’ lady in more than a month!) Faust even manages to loosen up his poontang-poking pal enough to have him suck on his own bodaciously sized tool.

Helpful hint number three, “The more they talk about pussy, the more open they are about sucking dick.” At the drive in, Jordan Vaughn and Christian Owen are snacking on some popcorn that Christian is holding on his lap. Suddenly reaching for a handful, Vaughn gets a hot buttered treat of a different kind – and it’s long, thick and springing up from Owen’s crotch! Of course, Jordan is surprised, but don’t you have to wonder what kind of guy goes to a drive-in with another dude in the first place?

Christian goes down on his hunky compadre, who pretends that it’s the movie that’s making him so aroused (and, no, it’s not a porno!). His passion ignited, Jordan throws Christian into the back seat and piston-pumps his precious little behind with so much force that they practically give off sparks! (Word is, filming in the confines of an actual convertible proved to be quite a challenge for the two, but you wouldn’t know it from the unrestrained gusto in which they go for it.)

Following, Brett Mathews uses the final bit of advice, “Let them see your porn stash,” to his advantage when he picks up hitchhiker Zachary Pierce on a winding rural road. Heading to the beach, they enjoy the day together before resting in the back of Brett’s truck bed. There, Zach investigates a bundle of porn mags Mathews has lying around, and finds himself unexpectedly aroused. Not to worry though, Brett’s more than willing to lend his services to bring the bi-curious drifter to a thrillingly satisfied “cum-clusion.”

Throughout, there’s an artistry apparent in all of Blakk’s setups, such as when he has Mathews and Pierce dance the tango on a solitary beach at sunset. He also has the knack for casting guys who are sumptuously handsome without being intimidating; each seems like someone who you could actually know (and lust after) without having to wait for the next circuit party or Pride festival. If ever there was a DVD to watch with your favorite breeder-boy, this is it (and before the final credits roll, we’re assured that “no straight-men were harmed during the making of this motion picture – only converted.”)

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hit the stratosphere

Directed by Jett Blakk

Starring: Jordan Vaughn, RC Ryan, Adam Faust, Zackary Pierce, Brett Mathews, Christian Owen, Nick Capra and Aaron Archer