Just when you think you’ve seen it all!

Rocket is proud to introduce the Lapjucier. According to its Web site, the Lapjuicer is intended to be used by a lap-dancer in a strip club. The performer uses the Lapjuicer to extract juices that one or more spectators can drink.

Somehow we see this catching on in the gay community.

We have yet to figure out how the hell to order this ingenious product, or exactly how much it costs. However, if you visit 3eyes.co.uk (of course, this would have to come out of Britain), you can click on “contact” to request more information.

Who knows, in the next few months, you might just see Ron Popeil on TV at 3 a.m. using his ass to make orange juice.