(March 20-April 18): With the recent spring forward, seasonal depression should be on its way out. Soak in the longer days and gear up for summer. If residual sadness creeps back in, talk it out with close friends. Don’t call the ex-boyfriend.

(April 19-May 20): A cocktail here, a few more there – all that fabulousness is putting you further and further into debt. Hit happy hours and bars with drink specials, and save that hard-earned green. You shouldn’t be embarrassed; you’re used to feeling cheap.

(May 21-June 20): A new look would do wonders for your social life. Be edgy, daring. A dramatically different look will put you out front. Just watch the others follow. Consult with a close confidant before taking the plunge, however.

(June 21-July 22): Repressing traumatic memories is different from blacking them out, Cancer. Sure, bad bar lighting and an ugly crowd could be classified as trauma, but it’s more likely the booze that’s botching your memory. A simple switch in liquor should do the trick.

(July 23-Aug. 22): Your stock took a huge hit earlier this year. Quit trying so hard to get back on top – people can smell desperation. Hang back and play it cool. Friends will come to recognize your net worth.

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Your ambition is boundless. It’s as if you’re trying to take over the world. Find yourself a sidekick and start planning. In other news, it’s time to go shopping for new curtains.

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Feeling paternal? Forget impregnating your lesbian cohort and stop by the animal shelter. With so much love to give, some lucky cat or dog will make a great companion. If you’re a mess, maybe try a fish first.

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Sex dominates your sign, Scorpio. It’s both a blessing and a curse. Harness its power and the world is your oyster. Let it control you and find yourself sullen and unsatisfied.

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Work couldn’t be better. Drive and determination have overcome previous challenges. Look out for an upcoming roadblock. Don’t let all that progress be thwarted by something avoidable.

(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You’re beginning to show early signs of spring fever. Golden showers bring May flowers, or something like that. Dabble in a few new fetishes or share your knowledge with the less experienced.

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don’t even think about getting involved until you’ve worked through some of those issues. Sure, we all have baggage, but, girl, you’ve got steamer trunks. A few sessions with a gay shrink may help with your progression.

(Feb. 19-March 19): It seems like there’s a pill for everything these days. Want proof? Just look in your bathroom cabinet. Leave the pill popping to Karen Walker – you’re just not that fabulous.