Maybe it’s that warm Caribbean climate that makes us want to grab the first hard, throbbing thing we see, but Puerto Rico is definitely the place to be. In Big Dick Island from US Male, everybody’s favorite all-American twink sensation, Pete Ross, joins a legion of never-before-seen, Latin street studs in this muy gayno setting. Despite a few rough spots in the videography, the combined segments look like they were shot purely for the thrill of it, serving up a magnum-sized mouthful of testosterone-flavored man-nude-o.

Directed by Felipe San Juan, the simple setups are like watching Ross’ uncensored home movies of what (and who) he did on his vacation. Looking past the imperfections is well worth it. In fact, they play much like those old 35-millimeter loops shown in adult theaters back before VCRs or DVD players.

For starters, Ross is livin’ la penis loca, giving his tattooed and donkey-dicked amigo, Rico, an awesome blow job! Of course, Pete’s throat has to struggle to accommodate such a dynamic dong; however, he’s more than up for the fight! Meanwhile, Rico “cheers” him on in English and Spanish, telling him to spread ’em wide and say ah-ombre. Then, his tight, tan-lined tuchis is introduced to Rico’s fully aroused pinga grande (this thing is so huge, it practically takes a condom the size of a Hefty bag to cover it all!). In addition, San Juan experiments with some attention-grabbing, slow-mo photography, which helps boost their load-spewin’ doin’s to jalapeno hot.

Later, Pete’s discovered with bare-chested, spunk-hunk Juan, whose jeans he can’t get undone fast enough. Kissing down this macho muchacho’s smooth body, Ross gets undressed himself, while Juan remains enticingly distant. Then again, that’s what causes this pecker-pumping pickup to be so mucho caliente – the colder he acts, the hotter he is! Juan’s not so removed that he doesn’t enjoy stretching out Pete’s juicy young button hole, though, and when this passionate papi pops his cork, you can bet ol’ Noah himself never saw such a flood!

Naturally, one good sperm deserves another, and in Return to Big Dick Island, Ross and San Juan once again offer four exotic episodes of succulent mano y mano style sex. Although, this second feature is admittedly a bit tamer than its predecessor, everyone in it is at least 10 inches or longer, assuring the title lives up to its name, and then some.

This time out, Ross gets naked and nasty opposite hairy-chested Gura somewhere in a fertile rain forest. Brawny brute Gura is about as dreamy as they get, and judging from the way Pete adoringly strokes his manly physique and rock-hard package, he sure has the prize-winning porn pup all a flutter. They even try a little “docking” – pulling Gura’s thick foreskin over the head of Ross’s own pudgy poker right before Pete receives a real Rican rump-ramming. For an exxxtra spicy touch, Gura holds the defenseless lad’s hands behind his back while vigorously invading his cute little culo! (Of all the pairings in either film, this one ranks as “required spewing!”)

The main source of the technical trouble is that both films were shot on digital video, and things appear over pixilated in places. Although the seams may show here and there, San Juan pulls together two fairly titillating features in which all the guys are good looking and delectably endowed. Likewise, there are definitely no technical glitches whenever these horny hot tamales blow their mismo magnifico money shots. Before the closing credits, they even give us a review of each one, and from several angles, too!

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LIFTOFF **

Directed by Felipe San Juan

Starring: Pete Ross and Gura