(March 20-April 19): Put aside all external static and enjoy the quiet surroundings of your pink palace. There are those proud rams who ache for the media glare, but if you take the time to recharge your batteries now, you can brightly light the world later.

(April 20-May 20): Sun in Cancer makes queer bulls compelling speakers. It is said that actions speak louder and prouder than words, but you now have talents in all ways and means. Melt hard hearts and expand gay outreach. Do you go with the carrot or big stick? Show-off!

(May 21-June 20): Having all the money in the world does not guarantee happiness or affirmation. Put your money and possessions to better use than merely defining your place in high society. The bottom line is that enrichment begins in the soul, not in the wallet. Darn.

(June 21-July 22): Take a peek in the mirror and review your “look” to note how the world sees you. If you feel that you don’t measure up, don’t panic. Displaying a few vulnerabilities can be ennobling and maybe a bit manipulative. But then you know that.

(July 23-Aug. 22): Be ready to give a hand to those in need, proud lion. It requires physical action and hands-on intervention, not just cash. Make a discernable difference in our community with real sweat equity. You might even find someone with equity to sweat with.

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Queer virgins increase their ability to reach out to and connect with all stratum of society and create a sense of community. Smash the barriers of societal ignorance with a strong but compassionate public display. And display it all with pride.

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Sway the power elite, gay Libra, and mold the power structure to make it more relevant. A political path may prove successful. Who knows? After the storm, you may find yourself on top of the heap and calling the shots. Assume the position!

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Proud Scorps can tackle a global issue or travel to a new, exotic destination. Your voice is carried to the far reaches of the earth, so make yourself loudly and proudly heard. Be a humanitarian and hurry before you revert back to your self-interested ways.

(Nov. 22-Dec. 20): Clean out the cobwebs of your closet and free yourself up for some fun. Thankfully you have a few weeks to make some progress and savor the full intensity. Show ’em what you’re made of, gay archer – and I don’t mean 98 percent water.

(Dec. 21-Jan. 19): Connection, compromise and understanding are the keystones of successful partnership. Try to avoid your usual tendency to control and boss the course. Preemptive royalty is no longer in fashion, pink Cap. Create a true democracy.

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You can run but you can’t hide, Aqueerius. This week, you are buzzing with labor-intensive activities. It’s time to finish a languishing nasty task. Not only are you especially energetic, you are also interested in creating something useful for a change.

(Feb. 19-March 19): Guppies can put a new twist on personal versus public enrichment. Auctioning off vast art collections for charity is a good example of the possibilities, but even us common folk in our thrift store jeans can do our bit. Simply use your imagination.