Issue 56 • 05-Jul-2007
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Whoroscopes
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(March 20-April 19): Proud rams sniff out a work-related romance and jump in with both hooves. Venus spreads love into all cubicles. Things can get hot and heavy before they dissipate and become uncomfortable. Maybe this is what you really want. Then again maybe not.
taurus
(April 20-May 20): Suddenly you find yourself on everybody’s A-list. How to choose? Queer bulls should make the most of this rare and enjoyable energy before it evaporates – and it will. Will you dance all night and sleep all day? Better than the opposite.
gemini
(May 21-June 20): Venus encourages you to spruce up your surroundings with not only a few redecorating projects but also with an attractive coterie of pals. Plan a few summer splashes. Don’t forget to add a few able-bodied pool attendants for that occasional dip.
cancer
(June 21-July 22): Gay crabs should not be shy and retiring now. Be sure to move fast and feverously into local projects, neighborhood causes and even global platforms. Get the word out ASAP. Before you know it, Venus retrogrades and your cream curdles. Sniff?
leo
(July 23-Aug. 22): Success is there for the taking when the wind is in your sails and you are soaring high on confidence. Proud lions reach new heights in terms of status and influence. Hurry. By the 27th you become just another schlub.
virgo
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Queer virgins are social magnets. Go out and attract a few steely characters. Expand your sphere of influence by floating new, impressive ideas. Things start to take off. You can become a legend in your own time. Or is it in your own mind?
libra
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): If you “feel” that you have a secret admirer, go with the flow. Proud Libras have attuned intuitive powers that illuminate dark corners. You divine wonders. Plumb the unknown before the 27th. After that, you are back on the level of mere mortals.
scorpio
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Nutritionists say that we should eat more vegetables. Well how about an olive? Preferably in a cocktail. Proud scorpions can find myraid opportunities to gather the troops and find new ways to interact and just have fun. And why not? Life is far too short.
sagittarius
(Nov. 22-Dec. 20): Gay archers can make their mark with all powers-
that-be. Status is a funny thing. Often it comes from the most unlikely of sources. Let Venus lead you to fame, fortune and stardom. By the 27th, though, you may be tossed back in the chorus.
capricorn
(Dec. 21-Jan. 19): Pink Caps can now take their act on the international road. Not only can you find romance (if you keep your heart open to it), you also create an interest for some of your pet projects. If money and time are tight, surf the Internet and catch a wave.
aquarius
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Aqueerians have a choice of attractive and randy prospects. You are charming, sexy and very alluring – for a change. Hurry and cash in your chips before the 27th. After that, you revert back into the frog in need of a curse-breaking kiss.
pisces
(Feb. 19-March 19): Plan a rendezvous or two. Single guppies who are ready to be hooked can find a few nice nets in which to get tangled. The secret is to make yourself available. Phoning it in will not do the trick… unless you are into that sort of thing.
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