Resident Rocket porn reviewer Duffy Cooper will be back next issue. Coops has a sweet gig: He gets first pick of Rocket’s ever-growing porn archive for review. So when he said he needed a week off, it wasn’t hard to find someone to fill in. I may have a different style – for one, I don’t pair alcohol with porn – but you’ll still get the same ball-busting, blow-by-blow you’ve come to expect from Rocket magazine. So let’s get to it, shall we?

This week we’re taking a peek at Gino Colbert’s all-new Four Score 2. Based on the sequel’s script (or lack thereof), it’s safe to assume seeing the first Four Score is not necessary to follow part deux.

Four Score 2 opens with a quick suck ’n’ fuck between Markie and Tyler Austin. Markie is average looking at best, and the hurried sex scene seems oddly out of place in comparison to the subsequent scenes. Rule of thumb: always open with one of your top-tier models or risk losing the viewer.

The search is on for the “most beautiful cock” in scene two, with an announcer weighing in two contenders for the coveted title. From the West we have Trevor Knight, a handsome-faced hottie with a rockin’ body and a cock to match. And from the East we have Eric Hung, the Asian Sex Machine. Eric’s name is not misleading in the least, as he is hung, and hung thick.

There’s a quick Q&A portion of the contest that is painful, like most dialogue, until the two contenders square off cock to cock. Trevor Knight has an enormous cock, a great ass and enough good looks to carry the scene. The two blow each other until both cum, leaving the audience to decide who has the most beautiful cock.

Brad Rock and Rob Romoni pair up in the third scene, entitled “Apt 6-E.” Rob is in his apartment, (can you guess?) 6-E, cruising the Internet, when Brad knocks at his door for the preplanned hook up. There’s some playful dialogue that leads to a semi-sweet sex scene with standout Brad compensating for his lackluster co-star. Again, big cock is the theme as Brad works Rob’s ass over with his cock until Rob shoots while being fucked. Brad’s body and cock make this one worth it. Rob’s wincing and unscripted moans and groans also add to the action!

The next scene, starring Jason Crew and John Marcus, is titled “Gridlock,” a metaphor for their tumultuous relationship. Jason is undoubtedly the star in Four Scour 2. As someone who knows Jason personally, I was surprised and impressed by his onscreen presence and acting, which was by far better than his supporting cast. In this scene, Jason and his boyfriend are having relationship problems. His boyfriend, John, is a bit older, sexy and has a great body to compliment Jason’s slim but toned physique. Oh, did I mention Jason has a 9-inch cock? The two have make-up sex in a ’70s-looking home gym, which leads to a hot fuck scene atop a squeaky table that never misses a squeak – through the entire scene. (Is that supposed to be hot or just annoying?) One small glitch, though: We can tell there is a time lapse between John and Jason’s cum shot, because John is completely cleaned off by the time Jason blow his load on John’s stomach, the exact same stomach John originally blew his own load. Details people, details.

The finale brings Eric Hung, Todd Smith and Brad Rock for an ass-pounding three-way. This scene’s highlight is a train-fuck with Todd in front, Eric in the middle and Brad as the caboose. Look for Brad’s monster cum shot at the end.

Gino Colbert’s Four Score 2 gives us plenty of dick, but not much else. With the exception of the home gym (which is nothing to brag about), the set is unimpressive and lacks imagination. The scenes are in no way connected. From the most beautiful cock contest to a relationship gone awry, there seems to be no consistent theme. The models are fine: Jason Crew, Eric Hung and Brad Rock have dick for days and know how to use it, but overall Four Score 2 does just that – scores two rockets.

rating:

liftoff **

Gino Pictures

Director: Gino Colbert

Starring: Brad Rock, Trevor Knight, Rob Romoni, Jason Crew, John Marcus, Tyler Austin, Todd Smith, Markie and Eric Hung