Remember the good ol’ days of bouncing on the trampoline in your best friend Jimmy’s backyard? Well now with the new Gravitizer, you can relive those good times by bouncing on Jimmy himself!

Ahh, The Gravitizer: A totally new way to enjoy sex and the laziest sex toy in America.

Billed as “the biggest news in toys since the vibrator,” The Gravitizer takes the gravity out of sex for an experience that’s like nothing else – or like doing nothing else but bouncing on a mini-trampoline to get off.

The Gravitizer is a simple concept – a rubber saddle mounted on a steel frame. The saddle is highly elastic and conserves most of the energy of the rider, yielding an almost effortless vertical motion. The Gravitizer is also highly suitable for positioning bodies for oral sex and other pleasures.

Suggested positions include: The Trot, The Flexer, The Hammer, The Bliss Box, The Doghouse, The Plunger and The Shafter. Visit www.mygravitycrystal.com for visual illustrations and detailed instructions.

We hope you kept Jimmy’s number handy after all these years!

The Gravitizer is $99.95 plus shipping.