Welcome back, boys and girls. Sorry for the absence last issue, but poor Duffy here was feeling a little stressed out and over the edge. So I checked in for a two-week stay at Promises up in Malibu, where I was able to work through some of my issues.

Thanks to several hours of shock therapy I am back to my old self. So pour yourself a glass of Johnny Walker Blue, neat, because it’s time to celebrate my return. Fittingly, this week we will be viewing the Jet Set Productions video Going Under, the heartfelt story of a misunderstood hypnotherapist played by the always lovely Kent Larson.

Lovely, my ass – this guy is a freak. Things get started when Derek Cruz, a hot Latin muscle boy, goes to see Dr. Larson because he wants to give up his smoking habit. But when Dr. Larson hypnotizes Derek he just replaces one oral fixation with another, so now all Derek wants to do is suck dick.

After leaving Dr. Larson’s office, Derek meets Trevor Knight, whose dick is an all-day sucker for anyone, and the two fall in love. Derek blows Trevor morning, noon and night, and we get to see it all. Derek really enjoys sucking dick. You know how most people crave a cigarette after sex? Apparently Derek just craves more cock.

Meanwhile, across town at a gym, Bobby Williams is cruising Travis Carlson, who has the most ripped body ever. Bobby asks Travis what his “TT” tattoo stands for and Travis says, “Total Top.” (Ouch! Do you know what it’s like to laugh so hard you snort Johnny Walker out your nose? Yeah that just happened to me because this guy is so getting fucked before this movie is over.) Anyway, Travis wants to get more out of his workouts, so Bobby suggests going to see his hypnotherapist, Dr. Larson. Of course, Dr. Larson gives Travis the willpower to push harder in his workouts, but he also tells him that from now on he’s going to be the biggest bottom around.

Travis goes and works out and has the best workout ever. Then he goes home and watches a totally awesome porno where Shane Collins, who is totally ripped and has a huge cock, fucks Park Wiley. Travis is jacking off the whole time and fantasizes that he’s in the video – yep, in Park’s place getting fucked like the big old bottom I said he’d be.

And now back to the adventures of Trevor and Gabriel. Trevor is the stupidest man ever: He tells Gabriel he likes him, but it’s not going to work out because all Gabriel ever wants to do is suck dick. I totally just threw my glass of Johnny Walker across the room. Trevor deserves to be slapped across the face – really, can you ever get your dick sucked too much?

Heartbroken Gabriel runs off to a sex club, where he blows Clint Peak, Tyler Stuart and Ivan Andros. There’s some fucking, too. Between you and me, Clint Peak is hot, buff and blond, and when he’s getting fucked it doesn’t look like he’s enjoying it at all – but it’s still hot.

Anyway, Gabriel goes back to Trevor and admits that he’s sucked so much cock his jaw is sore. They figure out that maybe it has something to do with Dr. Larson, and they go to this awesome Web site where the word hypnotherapist turns into “Hypno the Rapist” – because do you know how much those people charge? They are totally raping you. Anyway, they post a message looking for other victims of Dr. Larson.

Now we’re back at the gym, so I’m just going to cut to the chase – Bobby Williams fucks the hell out of Travis Carlson and his totally ripped hot body. Surprise!

Afterward, Bobby tells Travis that he’s a raging bottom, thanks to Dr. Larson. Instead of being grateful for Dr. Larson improving his sex life, Travis goes home and looks online for victims of “Hypno the Rapist” and finds Trevor and Gabriel. Apparently, the boys watch an episode of “Scooby Doo” to come up with the worst plan ever for catching Dr. Larson: hiding a tape recorder in Trevor’s pants and sending him in for some hypnotherapy.

Crazy, predictable and fucking fun, Going Under’s got five solid sex scenes and a cast that includes some hot new talent. It’s definitely worth a look.

In a subliminal message, Dr. Larson told me to give this movie four rockets. So I’m giving it three rockets. Don’t try to fuck with Duffy.

rating:

hit the stratosphere

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Jet Set Productions

Starring: Kent Larson, Derek Cruz, Trevor Knight, Travis Carlson, Bobby Williams, Shane Collins, Clint Peak, Park Wiley, Tyler Stuart and Ivan Andros.