This week Duffy needed something a little extra stiff to get him through a dry spell with the guys. Thankfully, the guys at Rocket HQ, which is fabulous by the way, found this little gem for me, which is filled with big ol’ muscle daddies. Of course, the only way to enjoy muscle daddies is with a frosty cold Budweiser, so crack one open, sit back and kick your feet up because this is going to be a heavy-hitting review.

OK, so first of all, the plot? Not so much. What there is a lot of is testosterone and muscles. Oh my. Scene one starts out with Carlo Masi flexing in his leather gear, and he’s wearing a yellow leather arm band. For those of you who don’t know your hanky code, you’d better break out your umbrella because we’re expecting some showers.

Anyhow, Skye Woods starts posing for Carlo, and before long he is worshiping the big guy’s leather-clad body. In fact, there is a lot of body worship. Seriously, folks, it took 12 minutes for a guy to finally whip his cock out in this video. Unless they’re spending all of that time doing some major plot development, this is completely unacceptable. COLT, you’re walking on thin ice already!

20 minutes into the movie, Carlo is finally giving Skye the plowing he deserves, which we have waited far too long for. In the end, no need to break out the umbrella, so obviously COLT is just toying with all of us kinky perverts with the yellow arm band thing.

It’s time for me to drink.

Next up, Karim sneaks into Jake Andrews’ bedroom. Karim is a big muscle daddy with a hairy chest and a little salt and pepper going on in his hair. Jake is built and dreamy, and Duffy likes. Karim f*cks Jake in this little scene, and it’s hot and all, but between you and me, I’d like to see Jake on top because he’s got a really thick cock – I’m sure you would feel that one going in.

Yeah, I need another drink.

Now we come to Chris Wide and Gage Weston. Seriously, I could get into these two guys in a major way. Both are muscular and ripped. Gage has got a buzzed head and is sexy as hell, and Chris is worth a second look too. Man, it’s getting hot in here.

And now for a Crotch Rocket commercial break. This porno is being brought to you by Colt Underwear. As a matter of fact, it’s the underwear that Gage and Chris are wearing in this scene and, yes, it is guaranteed to make your ass look fab. Order now at www.coltstudio.com.

And now back to our porn review. These two guys are the hottest in the video as far as I’m concerned, and they even flip-flop, so what’s not to love about that?

Last but not least, Skye Woods is back, and this time he’s whoring it up with Luke Garrett. Skye poses a lot. And then some more. Just get on with the f*cking sex, you two! I’m out of beer and this review is almost over. Just cut to the chase, for the love of God!

Thankfully, these two finally decide to get their shit in gear and they blow each other. Then Skye bends over to get fucked… again. Something I didn’t notice earlier: For a big, butch guy, he’s got this really girly tan. This dude clearly wears a thong when he’s at the beach.

Two things you should know, Skye: Thongs are not sexy and they are definitely not butch. Dress the part, man, even when you’re on the beach.

The wrap: There is no story here. Dual: Taking it Like a Man (and I don’t know what the Dual part means… it makes no sense) is just beautiful men having beautiful, perfectly choreographed sex. It’s nice to look at, but I need a little more edge when it comes to my porn.

Good shot, guys. Chris and Gage, call me – we can do a threesome.

But still, two rockets.

rating:

LIFTOFF

**

Colt Studios

A John Rutherford feature

Starring: Colt Man exclusive Chris Wide, Colt Man exclusive Skye Woods, Colt Man exclusive Gage Weston, Colt Man exclusive Karim, Colt Man exclusive Luke Garrett, Colt Man Jake Andrews and Colt Man exclusive Carlos Masi