Oh, today is a very special day for Duffy. I got something wonderful in the mail, and let me tell you… I have baseball fever. Yes, today, the long-awaited sequel to Doug Jeffries hit Little Big League finally arrived, and yours truly is ready to play ball.

Welcome to 2nd Inning: Little Big League II. It’s time to crack open a frosty cold MGD because we’re in for some action that you definitely aren’t going to see at Petco Park!

Brent Everett, who was in the wild locker room orgy in the original flick, is back. That’s a good thing because he’s a stud, and we didn’t get to see nearly enough of him the first time around. Brent just got home from school and is having dinner with his dad, Eddie Stone. (Good genes apparently run in this family because Eddie is hot as well – and he must have knocked the girl up when he was 10 years old in order for Brent to be his son. But I digress, and there are jockstraps waiting to be seen.) Brent has been kicked off his baseball team for bad grades. Father Stone goes nuts over this because he is trying to live vicariously through his son – all the other kids made fun of father Stone for throwing like a girl or something.

So Brent gets sent to his bedroom, but, fortunately for him, hot butler Tommy Ritter is there to make sure he’s doing OK, and by that he offers to let Brent fuck him. Really, if I am ever feeling down, one way to put me in a good mood is to offer me Tommy Ritter’s ass to fuck. Based on the smile on Brent’s face, I would say he agrees with me.

Meanwhile, father Stone is overacting – I mean, overreacting – and calling in a freaky-voiced man in a really bad blond wig to help him formulate a plan to get his son back on the team. Apparently, the plan involves wearing a purple pimp suit and going to see Coach Theo Blake.

Meanwhile, the rest of the team is doing a little bonding in the showers, and it is at this point that I want to pledge my undying love to Benjamin Bradley. Now I know you must be saying, “Duffy does that every time he sees a video – he is so fickle.” But seriously, this guy is fucking hot, people, and watching him get it on in the showers with Hans Ebson, Jan Fisher, Hunter James, Danny Arnez and Jason Tiya is just a plain hot scene: beautifully filmed, sexy, sensual and everything I imagine playing on a college baseball team is like. No, really, I’m sure it’s just like this.

Meanwhile, Coach Blake has another visitor, and just when you think father Stone is going to walk in wearing some crazy caftan, in walks the hottest fix-it man ever, Zachary Pierce, in the best-fitting pair of overalls ever. Zachary has got an ass for days in that thing, and Coach Blake takes note of it. So, yeah, no shocker here – they have sex. And I don’t want to get into too much detail, but let’s just say Coach Blake is still a bottom (for those of you who saw the original Little Big League), and we have a special cameo by a baseball bat in this scene. All I can say is cheers to Coach Blake ’cause lord knows Duffy can’t handle that.

Father Stone calls the creepy blond for plan B, which involves him in a cat-burglar suit (which would make Eartha Kitt green with envy) breaking into the school and changing his son’s grades. His plans are thwarted by the highly secure Microsoft user login.

So when that plan fails, Father Stone places another call to his crazy buddy in the blond wig. In plan C, father Stone vows that if his son can’t play ball, no one will, and he hijacks the team bus with two of the star players, Trevor Knight and Damon DeMarco, on board. Lucky for the boys, humble manservant Tommy Ritter is there to stop father Stone, and instructs the boys to “make him pay” for what he’s done. I don’t think having Trevor and Damon tag-team father Stone’s ass is what I would call the worst punishment in the world.

2nd Inning: Little Big League II is a little wacky, but also sexy, which makes for a good time. I’m still not sure how I feel about Eddie Stone’s costume choices, but with a few good laughs between the sex scenes and plenty of jockstraps and baseball bats to give guys with a sports fetish a rise, this movie knocked one out of the park for me.

rating:

HITTHESTRATOSPHERE

HHH

Rascal Video

Directed by Doug Jeffries

Starring: Rascal Video exclusives Eddie Stone, Theo Blake, Benjamin Bradley, Jan Fischer and Tommy Ritter. Also starring Brent Everett, Zachary Pierce, Danny Arnez, Jason Tiya, Hans Ebson, Damon DeMarco, Trevor Knight and Hunter James.