How many times have you said to yourself, “Golly, I wish I had an extra hand”? Like when you’re masturbating with a dildo, for instance. One or more hands is usually occupied, which leaves you practically handicapped. Try fast-forwarding your favorite porno. It’s virtually impossible. How about if the phone rings? You mean you expect me to put down the dildo and then answer the phone? You’re dreaming. Sometimes it feels like you just can’t win.

Until now! Moondance Products introduces the all new Dil-Stick. Reminiscent of that time-honored classic the pogo stick, this toy is a lot different from the one you played with growing up (we hope). Simply strap the product onto your ankles with the Velcro straps, kick back and f**k yourself. Gee whiz, what will they think of next?

The Dil-Stick is meant for women and men of all ages and persuasions: heterosexual, metrosexual, lesbian, gay and bisexual. Whether you use it alone or with someone else is up to you. What you’ll find is that the possibilities are endless.

You can get your very own Dil-Stick for the introductory price of $49.95. Visit www.dilstick.com to order.