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This week’s video is coming right at us from Falcon, and it’s called Spokes 3.
I have some concerns about reviewing movies that are part of an ongoing series because if I haven’t seen the previous movies in the series, I don’t know what’s going on. Fortunately for me, Spokes 3 contains a lovely look back at the original Spokes (which came out in 1983) and Spokes 2 (1988). So grab yourself a Red Bull and vodka because this is one video you’re going to need some extra energy to keep up with.
Flash-forward to 2006 and here comes Spokes 3. We start out with a shot of a whole gaggle of guys – Tyler Marks, Derrick Vinyard, Pierre Fitch, Jeremy Hall, Justin Wells, Dakota Rivers and Ralph Woods – riding down a country road, all hot in their spandex. Then we meet Ross Stuart, who owns a farm where the bike club is planning to crash at while they’re passing through. Ross has got himself the hottest farmhand ever, Mason Wyler, who is a sexy little blond.
Mason sees the guys riding by and asks Ross who they are. “They like to ride each other, if you know what I mean,” Ross says. “And you’d better stay away from them.”
This is where we learn that Ross is full of shit because he tells Mason that he caught two of the guys going at it last year.
What really happened? Tyler Marks, a sexy blond with a hot goatee, and Jeremy Hall, a sexy brunette with one hell of a cock, caught Ross jacking off while they were blowing each other, so they decided to eat out and then plow Ross’ ass. Between you and me, this is definitely not the first time Ross has been ridden by a couple of guys, if you know what I mean.
Mason gets curious about all the hot bicyclists and tries to eavesdrop on them, but they catch him because he wasn’t too good at being sneaky. They ask him if he’s up for initiation and Mason says: “Shucks, I’ve never been in a club. What do I have to do?”
Tyler Marks tells Mason he has to take all of the guys, and Mason is a great actor when he delivers the line, “Where do I have to take you?”
Mason gets all paranoid and hops on a bike and takes off. Most of the guys go after him. Well, all but Derrick Vinyard and Justin Wells because they would much rather have sex than chase Mason all over the countryside on their bikes.
Derrick is big, buff, tall and hung, and you know right from the get-go Justin is going to get his hot little ass f*cked hard (and deep – Derrick’s got a huge dick, folks). Justin takes it like a pro, though, and rides the hell out of Derrick.
The next day rolls around and it’s initiation time for the Spokes club. Ross thinks he’s going to be the new guy on the team, but when Mason shows up the guys decide he might have more of what it takes to make the team.
So let me lay this all out for you: Mason gets worked over. I mean, he earns his paycheck and then some. We’re talking about him taking on Tyler Marks (7 inches), Derrick Vinyard (9 inches), Pierre Fitch (8 inches), Jeremy Hall (8 inches), Justin Wells (7.5 inches), Dakota Rivers (8 inches), Ross Stuart (8.5 inches) and Ralph Woods (10 inches). That’s 66 inches of cock for those of you keeping record! Not only does Mason suck all the guys off, he then rides them all. Then they bend him over and f*ck his hot little ass silly. Impressive doesn’t even begin to describe the ensuing scene. Let’s just say when the boys all shoot their loads on him, Mason looks like a big old glazed Krispy Kreme donut. When they’re done, it’s a wonder Mason can even sit down on a bicycle seat anymore.
So Spokes 3? I liked it. OK, I liked it a lot. First, we’ve got an incredibly hot cast of jocks. Second, we’ve got some vintage porn flashbacks that are really cool to see. And last, but most certainly not least, our boy Mason takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
Spokes 3 is one hot video and is worthy of four hot Rockets.
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