Break out some champagne, boyz, because tonight we’re reviewing COLT Studio’s Boot Black Blues. Champagne, you say? Odd choice for this leather movie, you say? I say nay, because tonight we are toasting to my future husband, Danny Roddick. I am in love with this smooth, tall, blond stud boy!

Poor Danny has been evicted from his home (which was like an abandoned warehouse. He could do much better… with me… in my townhouse. But I digress). Danny is making a living polishing leather boots for just $2 a pair. He must have to polish a lot of boots to afford rent in San Francisco. Thankfully, he makes a little on the side getting “tips” by sucking dick, like that of his first customer of the day, Josh Weston. Danny polishes Josh’s rod with is mouth, and then Josh spit-shines his ass and then plows him. Danny is just hot. He’s not all made up, but he’s gorgeous. None of those topiary-garden trim jobs and all that. I am in love…

Josh, the ungrateful bitch, just throws some cash at Danny and walks out on him. So Danny takes his money and goes to a deli to get something to eat. The guy behind the counter, Simon Angel, says five bucks isn’t going to get him much, but if Danny will feed him his big old sausage he would be more than happy to give him something to eat. Industrious lad that he is, Danny is game and f*cks little Simon in the kitchen. I just hope the health inspector doesn’t show up because that would not end well. Danny wouldn’t get his sandwich.

After he’s done, Danny walks out with a big old foot-long sandwich, so you know he must’ve been a good lay.

We randomly leave Danny on the street looking for more shoe-shine customers and oddly cut to a bathroom scene, where Kyle Lewis is about to get it on with Colby Taylor. Suddenly a cop shows up and says he is going to bust Kyle if he doesn’t let him f*ck him – way not cool, but kinda hot to watch!

Back to the good story. Danny is polishing Lucas Di Fubbiano’s boots when Nick Marino shows up. Nick wants some alone time with Lucas, so Danny decides to give them some privacy (and I think it’s because Lucas isn’t really his type and figures he will let Nick do the dirty with him instead). Nick rips the ass out of Lucas’ jeans and pulls out this big huge toy. He is really rough with Lucas and then – oh, my god, this is totally product placement. It’s a spinning, ribbed dildo, like a drill-bit for Lucas’ ass (which Lucas is loving, by the way). It’s available for order from coltstudios.com. Mine is being shipped next-day.

While Nick and Lucas are f*cking, Danny meets a new client, Parker Williams, who has like a hundred pairs of boots (such a queen), and he basically makes Danny his live-in boot black boy! All that and then Trey Casteel, who is dreamy hot, shows up to let Parker f*ck him, and Danny gets to join in the threesome! It’s a happy ending. Except for the part where Danny doesn’t marry me…

Boot Black Blues is a hot little movie. Nothing crazy or over the top, but with Danny Roddick looking so damn good and hotties like Trey Casteel and Simon Angel, this movie is still a must see. Oh yeah, and that rotating dildo drill-bit bug plug. That thing is crazy!

Three rockets, one for each of Danny’s hot sex scenes.

rating:

HIT THE STRATOSPHERE

Directed by Kristofer Weston

Starring: Danny Roddick, Alex Chandler, Josh Weston, Kyle Lewis, Lucas Di Fubbiano, Nick Marino, Parker Williams, Simon Angel, Trey Casteel and Colby Taylor.