If you’ve ever checked out the “Rant and Raves” section on the Craigslist Web site (http://sandiego.craigslist.org), you’ve probably read some of the weirdest, most offensive shit ever. People post everything from photos of their genitalia (or someone else’s) to racist and homophobic messages. Anything goes, and it’s all unedited and uncensored. Careful, reading it can become addictive, especially if you’re bored at work or have time to kill.

Looking for gay-related posts, I simply typed in the word “gay” and found some hilarious stuff. Here’s a few postings from the last few weeks:

ho•mo•nau•se•a (BRILLIANT)

Who ever posted the “ho•mo•nau•se•a” idea is brilliant.

It captures how normal men react to the sight of homosexuals doing their compulsion. I am sick of the homo pics, the homo cheering, the homo whining that infects R&R.

Frankly, I FLAG all the homosexual posts because they give me homonausea.

ho•mo•nau•se•a

noun

1. A feeling of sickness in the stomach brought on by the sight of two men acting in a manner typical of heterosexual couples.

2. The immediate but temporary illness caused by the suggestions of a gay man to engage in homosexual activity.

3. Having the urge to vomit when homosexual acts are viewed.

4. The revulsion a normal man feels when he sees a sexually aroused homosexual about to perform a sex act on another man.

I admit that straight men have the right to be angry at me for harassing them. This is because I am pitiful and have been jealous of not being a straight man. Many times I wanted to cut off my micro penis because I was laughed at by women who made me gay to begin with. My anger is not at straight men but really women. I hate my mother for giving birth to me. Why wasn’t a fag like me aborted?

I am a repenting faggot who was friends with James Hartline, George Carroll, Jen Kelly, and Thomas Long who have caused great harm to our community.

We post shit back and forth to agitate straights in the hopes that they are so wrong about how the world accepts us as good people. In reality, the opposite.

It’s true that there are more straights. They are better than gays. Straights have morals that I am jealous I never learned. Instead, I lick animal assholes for a thrill so I do not get AIDS from the local bathhouses in Hillcrest!

I have a shotgun in my fag mouth because I lick to suck it like a dilly dick and then for extra drama blow my brains out now.

I am so sorry Mr. Homonausea for offending you with my very existence.

I attacked you because you are right about faggots being a disgrace to humanity.

Please God forgive me for attacking straights and living out a faggot’s life.

Or ANY respect for women for that matter? No more naked women pics unless there are equal naked men shots. If one dick post gets flagged, I sure as hell hope the whore pics get equal favor.

I am a straight female and we get MORE than enough naked girl posts on here as it is! The ratio of nude men to nude women is WAYYYYY out of whack. Women make up 51% of the population, therefore WE get to have 51% of the HETERO eye candy. So guys – if you are well-endowed, do the world a solid and share that glory HETEROSEXUALLY for us women.

And remember, if you flag something meant for heterosexual women, you won’t get any heterosexual attention from any of us, just the gays who take delight every time they post the chick pics for you (yep, the gay guys are posting the chick pics/Hooter tranny pics JUST so they get the satisfaction of knowing that they tricked STRAIGHT men to jerk off for them!)

Why do guys or couples put in their ads that the guy is open minded. Guys are not bi sexual (Openminded) you are either str8 or gay. If a woman walks into a room of 2 guys having sex the guys are more than likely not going to let her join becuase she doen’t have a dick to put in the mix. If a man walks into a room of 2 women having sex, he could be that dildo that they are going to play with. My point is Guys please stop putting in your ads that you are open minded. We don’t want to hear that. Say that you like dick so us str8 males won’t respond to your add looking for dick. No offense be honest about what you want…