Strand a group of studly seamen on a deserted isle and you can bet the goings-on will get way hotter than some gay “Gilligan’s Guy-land.” One of the most lust-inducing releases to tickle your testes in some time, Raging Stallion’s Lords of the Jungle features 10 horse-hung super hunks, heating up tropical beaches and jungles in as many scenes. Co-directed by Chris Ward and Ben Leon, each segment (and even the bits in between) is sumptuously photographed, shot entirely with HD cameras. This is for guys who like huge, veiny cocks and the big, muscular men attached to them! (Even the soundtrack by J.D. Slater, comprised largely of forceful tribal rhythms, is savagely sexy.)

Breaking up into groups, the stranded set off to investigate their new home. First, Jake Deckard and Marc LaSalle find an isolated thicket where Jake pulls out his humongous twanger, and Marc can’t wrap his tongue around it fast enough. In fact, La Salle must have a throat the size of the Holland Tunnel to accommodate such a tremendous pole. Giving Deckard an out-of-this world sucking-off, LaSalle himself is far from lacking in the endowment department – just take a look at the behemoth-sized balls this guy’s got! They trade off until “Jumbo Jake” blasts his billowy ball-cream that’s as thick as sap from a rubber tree.

After, Blake Nolan enjoys a bit of self-pleasuring in a brief, but extremely arousing, interlude, followed by Colin O’Neal and Jay Black, who take their minds off their troubles with a romp of their own. O’Neal may be lost, but he sure finds his way up Jay’s behind easily enough. Going at it against a tree, they finish by delivering two phenomenal money-shots – practically at the same time.

Back with Blake, we find him and hairy hard-body Steve Cruz engaging in some dick-stiffening diversions. Cruz gobbles Nolan’s prodigious package, then Blake really lets go, launching his pud missile into the furry Spanish fly-boy’s love canal. Taking a tantalizing little break, he stops long enough to finger Cruz’s furry culo before resuming more furious than ever. (Can you blame him though? Steve’s amazing anus is enough to spark our spunkiest rim-job fantasies.)

Continuing the “sexploration” of the island, Mario Cruz and “Rambo” happen upon a grove of banana trees, but the one that most interests Mario is hanging between Rambo’s beefy thighs. Downing him proves a little more challenging than Mario first thought, though – after all, Rambo’s johnson is as thick as an iron girder! Boosting the erotic intensity still more is the pulsating drumbeat underscoring their screwing-doings that doesn’t start until Ram rams his rod into Mario’s almost over-powered ass. (Cruz may become one of the most sought after bottoms just from what he endures in this episode alone.)

Meanwhile, Jake, Matt Cole and Jason Crew are looking for food when they stop to rest. Tensions are obviously running high, so Jake opts for some tension release. “Maybe this will shut you up,” he tells them, once again withdrawing his mighty member from his pants. This is where directors Ward and Leon trot out their grade-A firepower in a thunderous three-way that’s so hot even your television will break out in a sweat. In the end, Cole’s backside is absolutely tarred with Deckard and Crew’s goo. Once they’re done, Matt and Jason take turns invading Jake’s hirsute hump-hole as well. No longer queer porn’s answer to Justin Timberlake, Crew is beefier and more rugged than he’s ever appeared before, managing to hold more than his own opposite these two muscle giants. Not to be outdone, though, Cole has “Big Daddy” Deckard begging for more when he plunges Jake’s backside with his own towering tool.

Think of it as Lord of the Unzipped Flies or even Cast A-Gay. They may not get off the island, but they sure get off while waiting. (Of course, staying where they are might not be so bad either!) Included with the DVD is an additional bonus disc that contains cast interviews, a mouthwatering photo gallery and plenty of behind-the-scenes footage. For more information or to order on line, visit www.ragingstallion.com.

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shoot to the moon

Raging Stallion Studios

Directed by Chris Ward and Ben Leon

Starring: Blake Nolan, Collin O’Neal, Jason Crew, Marc LaSalle, Matt Cole, Rambo, Jake Deckard, Jay Black, Steve Cruz and Mario Cruz