Ah, the good old days: spring break, playing cards with your old high school buddies and swapping stories about your sexual conquests at college. Crack me open a can of that Milwaukee’s Best they’re drinking because nothing spells refreshment like an ice cold frosty… well, that or these hot boys in action!

So the boys start playing poker and drinking and shooting the shit. It’s story time. It turns out Jherrad is a sports nut; he rattles off some facts about the BCS rankings and then talks about his internship in the athletics department… seriously, I would be wiling to bet this guy has no idea what he’s talking about, but he memorized his lines, so props, dude. Turns out that the real story isn’t that Jherrad is into sports, but sports are into him, and by that I mean that hung, hot, muscular Coach Tiger is into him. So not only is Tiger teaching him about sports, he’s also teaching him how to deep throat some serious cock – then he gets the boy to bottom for him. This is the best internship story I’ve heard since Monica Lewinski.

Back at the poker table, the boys are enjoying the cheep beers that Tony Bishop’s big frat bro bought for him, and the guys ask him if he’s getting a lot of action. Tony says he got more action than he ever imagined… but the real story is that it wasn’t pussy he was getting! We flash back to the final night of hell week, and, folks, you can sign me up for this kinda hazing anytime. Pledge Master Trevor Knight and his huge cock are telling Tony Bishop and Nathan Young that they’re about to become brothers, but he wants them to show each other some brotherly love and orders them to kiss each other. After a short peck on the lips he shows them how bros really kiss – you know, with tongue and all. Then he teaches them how to suck dick and how to bottom. Oh hey, I remember Tony Bishop now… he’s that guy with the Pisces symbol tattooed on his cock. I’m kinda obsessed with it because I wonder if he had to stay hard the whole time they were tattooing him… because, again, ouch! Anyway, I digress. Trevor Knight fucks both of the boys.

So next up with a totally fake bullshit story is Lex Sabre, who is wearing a college track jacket… or it’s supposed to be, but I know it’s a Gryffindor jacket from Harry Potter. How do I know this? I bought that jacket for my friend Kiki last year for Christmas. Moving on, what was really going on was Lex was hooking up in the showers with his teammate Scott Coves to work out a certain kinda stiffness, if you know what I mean. So the two jocks have totally awesome sex in the totally awesome showers, and have I mentioned I love showers? Yeah, I totally do. Then they jerk off and shoot, and that’s the end of that story.

Finally we get to Kyle Aames, who is this cute blond, and he’s wearing glasses. In case I haven’t mentioned it before, I think guys in glasses are hot. Way hot. So Kyle just straight-up cops to the fact that he and his roommate are fucking around – this kid’s got some balls and isn’t afraid to tell it like it is. It kinda reminds me of how I came out to my high school friends at our five-year reunion… only none of them were hooking up with guys and there was kind of an awkward silence.

Um, yeah, back to Kyle. He and his roommate, the cute, dark-haired Adam Young, hook each other up in the dorm room, trading some serious head and doing a damn fine job of rimming each other before Kyle finally fucks the hell out of Adam. It’s hot!

So since Kyle came clean about his shenanigans, all of the other guys come clean about what was really going on while they were away at school. Wow, a movie with a good lesson. You see, these guys are going to save thousands of dollars on therapy just by admitting that they like cock – not entering into loveless marriages that only end in bitter divorce where the kids get hurt.

Like I said, great movie. Four hot sex scenes incorporating all those college fantasies we had wet dreams about. A cast of super-cute boys, a couple of super-hung studs and Tony Bishop, who I will heretofore refer to as Tattooedcockboy.

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SHOOT TO THE MOON

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Directed by Doug Jeffries

Starring: Adam Young, Nathan Young, Jherrad Lopez, Tiger, Tony Bishop, Trevor Knight, Lex Sabre, Scott Cove, and Kyle Aames