The advent of the New Year can be trying: the gym is packed with New Year’s resolutioners, the bank account is low and you keep accidentally writing 2006 on your checks. Need some comic relief? Turn to page 16 for our “best of” Fashion Bashin’.

Rocket’s here to help you shake the holiday hangover and get you back in the mood. Where’s the best place to pick up a husbear? Where can you see the Mexican Madonna? What’s the name of that hot porn featuring seminarians? Flip through the following pages to find the answers…