(March 20-April 18): A new beau has pegged you for a romantic. Hot, sweaty summer nights are sure to follow. If only for the summer, allow yourself to be swept off your feet. There’s plenty of time to be rational, but for once just enjoy it for what it is.

(April 19-May 20): Younger men have you bouncing from one short-term relationship to the next. Try a guy your own age and see what happens. Maybe it’s time for you to grow up instead of expecting it from the boys in these so-called relationships.

(May 21-June 20): Inappropriate outbursts at work have co-workers talking. Trash talk with friends can be fun, but cattiness in the office may not be well-received. Bite your tongue. Remember, the office isn’t a gay bar.

(June 21-July 22): Juggling sex partners can be exhausting. Allow a few balls to drop. You’re a man, not a machine. If playing with the same ball gets boring, you can always grab a few more and start tossing.

(July 23-Aug. 22): An office romance has complicated what was otherwise a pleasant work environment. Figure out an exit strategy. Employ one last-ditch attempt at diplomacy or start updating your resume.

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Earn your nickname in celebration of your birthday, Lockjaw. Good things come to those who wait. Just don’t wait another calendar year to get what you want. Snap out of it!

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Your stock has plummeted since the breakup. You’ve been dumped and that never wears well. Date someone better looking than your ex, and quick, or suffer a summer-season slump.

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Comb the city for hot spots outside of the gay scene. Potential play takes place beyond your usual haunts. If you come up empty handed, it’s still better than the same old same old.

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): No one likes a messy bottom, Sag. Find an experienced gay to mentor you in the art of ass maintenance. A quick 10-minute prep course should do the trick.

(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Remove that revolving door and look to settle down. You ain’t getting any younger. Two potentials will face off over the summer months – one with body, the other with brains. Go for the bod; a know-it-all can get annoying.

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): An ex has been inching his way back into your life. Wash that man right outta your hair. Unless you’re a masochist, run from that one!

(Feb. 19-March 19): Why so slutty, Pisces? You never used to be that way. Something in your life is missing, and sex is no substitute. Take a close look at yourself and figure out what went wrong.