Ever wonder what happens after closing time at a bar? Well, Chi Chi LaRue took over the legendary Faultline bar in L.A. to do a little movie about it.

I suggest you grab a Jack and Coke – the drink sexy Jeremy Hall is getting drunk on in the opening scenes of this flick – and sit back and enjoy the review.

So Jeremy Hall gets fcked up – I mean totally fall-down drunk – and everyone in the bar has their eye on him. Though he’s passed out in a corner, he has the sense to fend off an undesirable patron (who’s got some kickin’ tattoos, by the way). After everyone is gone, Jan Fisher and Luca DiCorso decide they should investigate and find out if Jeremy’s big uncut cock lives up to the rumors.

And it does! Jeremy is just plain hot. When he sobers up enough to realize what’s happening to him, he is pleased to find Luca and Jan taking turns on his cock. He even returns the favor, and it’s hot.

If I ever work in a bar, I’m going to get someone fcked up and try this!

So everyone eats some ass, and then Luca fcks Jan while Jeremy beats his meat and watches. Then it’s Jeremy’s turn to get a piece of ass, so he drills Luca with his big old cock and then rails on Jan for awhile. It’s loud and dirty and sweaty, and Duffy needs another Jack and Cock… er, I mean Coke.

So later on, hot little Benjamin Bradley – a sexy young muscle boy – is cleaning up the bar. When he checks the bathroom, he finds hunky Trey Casteel stroking his cock. (I’ve never found Trey stroking a cock in any bathroom I’ve ever been in, so I think Benjamin is just one lucky bastard.)

So the boys pose and play and show off for one another in some weird gay mating dance, and eventually Trey goes down on Benjamin and vice versa. Then they rim each other, and then they fck each other. It’s like a sexual Tour de France where everyone goes for a ride – I love it!

Cheers and get me a new bottle of Jack!

Back in the bar, Lex Sabre is still hanging around while Jan Fisher is cleaning up. Remember how I said Jeremy had a big cock? Well, I think Lex’s is even bigger, which means Jan will still be able to feel it after the pounding he took in the first scene.

And judging by the way Jan moans and screams when Lex fcks him, he’s not only feeling it, he’s enjoying the hell out of it. Good work there, Lex!

Man, it takes these guys forever to get things clean up at this damn bar. Well, I guess since they’re so busy having sex it slows things down some.

Anyway, Benjamin is back behind the bar when vice cop Tyler Riggz shows up. Tyler is sporting some sexy chest hair that I haven’t seen on him before and a hot little goatee. Benjamin isn’t intimidated by this cop or the big nightstick in his pants. So Benjamin gives Tyler a tongue bath, and watching this smooth little muscle boy worship a big hairy daddy is pretty damn hot if you ask me.

Tyler rims the hell out of Benjamin’s smooth muscle butt, and Benjamin is loving it because he’s rock hard the whole time. Of course, this leads to the moment we’ve all been waiting for: the part where Tyler bends Benjamin over and pounds his ass! Cheers, boyz, this is what good porn is supposed to look and sound like.

No Cover is a lot of fun, a lot of sweat and plenty of dirty sex in a dirty bar. To top things off, the DVD comes with a bonus behind-the-scenes disc where you get to see the guys behind the scenes talking, causing trouble and being their sexy little porn star selves.

I suggest you grab yourself a big bottle of Jack Daniels and start jacking off to this hot video – pronto.

rating:

HIT THE STRATOSPHERE

Directed by Chi Chi LaRue

Starring: Benjamin Bradley, Luca DiCorso, Tyler Riggz, Jan Fisher, Jeremy Hall, Lex Sabre and Trey Casteel