(March 20-April 18): Less is more, Aries. Strip down and show off that body. As the spring starts to heat up, work the wife-beaters and sleeveless Ts. You’ve hit the gym hard all winter, now sit back and reap the rewards.

(April 19-May 20): Bending the ear of a friend to release a little stress could be disastrous for your reputation. Watch what you say and who you slam. One wrong move and your friend has enough material to ruin you.

(May 21-June 20): A recent rise in expenses has got you strapped for cash. Instead of turning a quick trick, cut back on luxury items. And, yes, party supplies count as luxury items.

(June 21-July 22): Spiritual in nature, Cancers are constantly searching for answers about life. If organized religion leaves a bad taste in your mouth, seek other forms of worship. Just try to stay off your knees!

(July 23-Aug. 22): Treat yourself to a relaxing sensual massage. If there was ever an appropriate time to lay there and do nothing, this is it. If you’re a bit more daring, get yourself an escort or two.

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): I think it’s about time you sit down and talk to someone about your out-of-control drinking. It’s starting to affect your work. Even close friends are beginning to talk. Wait, I drink more than you. Never mind!

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You never wait in line, pay cover or buy your own drinks. You are fabulous. Now, if only you could transfer that star power from the bar scene into the real world.

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Do a little soul searching. Much needed answers to difficult questions are bubbling just below the surface. Some time spent alone focusing on yourself will reveal new insights and provide direction.

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Your dating forecast looks like record highs until the end of summer. Strip down and lotion up. Start cutting a few loose around August and then choose one for keeps by fall.

(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You’re about this close to slapping your boyfriend around. I say do it! Maybe he’ll stop acting like a bitch. Oh, wait, what I meant to say was I think you two should get some counseling and use a nonviolent approach to problem solving. Better?

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Honey, your nose could use a break. Sure you have a fabulous waistline, but your face looks like someone beat you with a mirror. Resist temptation by turning off your phone over the weekend.

(Feb. 19-March 19): Feeling a little out of your league when out with friends? So you’re not the cutest one out of the group, but what other assets do you have? Become a strict top and see just how popular you can become.